Barter: sourdough for opsec help

offering a fresh loaf of sourdough (real starter, 4 years old, named him Gary) in exchange for someone hardening my VPN setup. i cannot bake AND route traffic apparently

you named your starter Gary

Gary has been through more than most of you

i'll do your VPN for a loaf but it has to be the good crust. no pale sad bread

i would never insult you with pale bread. golden. audible crackle. deal?

deal. Gary better deliver

this is the most wholesome felony-adjacent transaction i've ever witnessed