nightvale u wifi is GARBAGE and im done

nvu wifi went down AGAIN. third time this week. i was halfway thru a download and it just died. no warning, no status page, nothing. im done being nice. im taking it all down. every acess point, every switch, the whole campus. they want to have no internet? fine. they can have NO internet. forever

oh no 😬 where are you posting this from if the wifi is down 🤔

the cafe on the corner of the quad. there wifi still works so im setting up shop here. good coffee too, the pumpkin spice latter thing is solid

You are planning DEADFACE work from a coffee shop network. Shut the laptop.

relax its not public wifi. the cafe is a private business. its literally there network. totaly different

“it’s not public it’s a private business” is the dumbest sentence ever typed on this forum and i’ve read b1tfr34k’s posts 💀

HEY. RUDE. YOU'RE JUST MAD I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR CALL THE OTHER NIGHT. ALSO HE’S RIGHT TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF THE UNIVERSITY BUT WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE. A CAFE NETWORK IS A WIDE OPEN DOOR. WHO DO YOU THINK RUNS THE ROUTER.

a barista named kyle probably. kyle isnt a threat

unless you're drywall after a few Monsters

Kyle has logs.

I work at NVU, gh0st. That outage is a scheduled maintenance window that ran long. It was in the campus email. Also, that cafe sits inside the university’s building lease, so there’s a decent chance its traffic leaves through the same campus uplink you’re about to attack.

...ok but the sign says “independently owned”

but u mite be right, bc I just took them down

who? I swear to God if you made more work for me...

wait lilith is right i’m faculty there and that cafe is like inside our network basically. our dept uses there printer sometimes lol... but they do have some good coffee

so he’s going to take down the university’s wifi... using the university’s wifi... from a cafe on the university’s wifi 😭 this is a self-own speedrun

It’s like a bank robber getting angry the vault is closed and deciding to tunnel in from the bank’s own lobby, using the bank’s guest login, while ordering a latte with his real name on the cup.

i paid cash for the latte. i’m not an amateur

what name is on the cup

...james. but its a commmon name... and it has a heart for the a like j<3mes