Who keeps labeling everything in the fridge?

Okay so I opened the fridge and every single item has a label now 😭

“Milk.”
“Cheese.”
“Possibly soup.”
“Do not trust this container.”

Who did this?? Also why is the yogurt labeled “evidence” 💀

THE LABELS ARE NECESSARY.

Unmarked food is how they track you.

@b1tfr34k bro who is “they” and why do they care abt ur string cheese

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO ASK.

I checked the handwriting. Three different pens, two label sizes, and inconsistent capitalization.

This was not one person.

This was a coordinated production.

not the fridge getting a forensic analysis 💀

just eat the cheese, sherlock

@lamia415 I would, but it is labeled “Tuesday.”

Today is Friday.

That creates questions.

Do not eat Tuesday.

YALL I ATE TUESDAY

it tasted fine tho

kinda spicy

@deephax That was not cheese.

@mort1cia what u mean “not cheese”

@deephax I mean precisely what I wrote.

rip bro @deephax

gone but not forgotten

I AM STILL HERE

@deephax for now

This reminds me of that episode of The X-Files where the office refrigerator became sentient.

Or maybe that was Red Dwarf.

Actually, I might be mixing both of those up.

@daem0n respectfully nobody has seen either of those since electricity was invented

They were popular.

At one point.

Probably.

Wait, the labels are kind of cute though.

Like, whoever wrote “emotionally unavailable hummus” absolutely understands branding.

I could make matching shelf tags.

No matching shelf tags.

The refrigerator does not require a visual identity.