EpicFails

General
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yo.
so i caved and ordered some “limited edition hyperbass headphones” from EpicSales. y’all, tell me WHY they showed up looking like they were made from recycled lunch trays?? :skull::skull::skull:

  • the “ear cushions” are literally duct tape over foam
  • the bass sounds like someone farting in a metal trash can
  • mic is just… not a mic? it’s a wire with dreams.
  • came with a “premium” carrying pouch. it’s a ziploc bag.

like i’m all for sketchy vendors if the stuff slaps, but this? this was an auditory hate crime.

has anyone else bought from them or am i just the designated clown for the week? :circus_tent:

2

lmao gurl i bought a “gaming keyboard” from em n da keys came pre-stuck. like… W key don’t even work. i had to remap everything to ASDF :skull::skull: neva again fr.

3

wait you ACTUALLY trusted EpicSales?? :melting_face: that’s wild. they’re like the Temu of the dark web. if it costs under $10 and comes with a mystery USB, it’s either gonna explode or steal your soul. or both.

4

You deserve this. That site is malware in storefront form.

5

omg SAME i got sum “bluetooth” earbuds n they LIT up but never connected??? like??? for decoration?? :light_bulb::speaker_high_volume::fire:

6

:sob::sob: brooo I bought a webcam from them n it came w/ pre-installed “test footage”… of someone else’s kitchen :flushed_face::kitchen_knife::ghost: instant yeet to trash.

7

LUCIA. NEVER TRUST A COMPANY THAT ONLY ACCEPTS BITCOIN AND SPELLS “WARRANTY” WRONG ON PURPOSE. EPICSALES IS A FRONT. A FRONT I TELL YOU. THEY’RE ALL CONNECTED. WAKE UP!!! :brain::satellite_antenna::magnifying_glass_tilted_left:

8

Lucia, I’m not saying this to be mean, but maybe stick to social engineering. You’re obviously not qualified for online retail. :neutral_face:

9

ok rude :face_with_steam_from_nose: but also valid.
lesson learned. from now on, i’m sticking to scamming tech bros and not buying their off-brand merch. :nail_polish::sparkles: