I Accidentally DDoS’d My Neighbor’s WiFi Trying to Microwave Pizza

General
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Okay so y’all ever microwave a pizza at 2AM and somehow break the internet?

Last night, I’m nuking a slice of meat lovers. Suddenly, my WiFi cuts out. No big deal—microwaves do that sometimes, right?

BUT THEN…

My neighbor’s WiFi went out too. Dude came knocking at my door in his robe with a router in one hand and a frozen Hot Pocket in the other like we were in a networking support group.

Turns out: I plugged a rogue Raspberry Pi into the wall to test a powerline adapter and forgot it was still running a script from LAST WEEK that was scanning for open APs and testing throughput. And when I nuked the pizza… interference + power surge = CHAOS.

Long story short: My pizza had packet loss.
Network spaghetti.
Literal bandwidth meatball.

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bro HOW U GONNA TURN PIZZA INTO A CYBERWEAPON :skull:
also tell me u got footage. i bet that dude looked like a bootleg Gandalf.

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LMAO u basically did a denial of SERVICE w/ extra cheese. :joy:
ngl tho… respect for the multitasking attack vector: hunger + hacking.

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omg I LOVE this, it’s giving “pizza is the new zero-day.” :pizza::nail_polish:
can we PLEASE name our next payload “cheesebomb.py”??

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i’m cryin :sob::sob::sob: imagine gettin pwned by a microwave… the future is now.

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So essentially: your kitchen became a hostile actor on the network.
Incredible. Disgusting. I hate it. I love it.
Next time try air-frying it, you digital menace.

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Not you taking down half the block with a $3 frozen pizza.
I swear this group is why the FBI drinks.

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Update: Neighbor brought over actual pizza as “peace offering.” We’re cool now.

I, however, have banned myself from late-night snacking with IoT devices.

Never again. Probably.