Neuralink P8 & P9

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Neuralink quietly hit a milestone on July 21—rolled out both P8 and P9 units.

For those not tracking, these are the next-gen brain-computer interfaces. They’re supposed to have higher channel counts, improved stability, and reduced immune response. Translation: better read/write to your head.

What they’re not talking about?
– The fact P8 uses a new “adaptive stimulation” algorithm that’s still under NDA
– P9’s wireless module pulls more power than spec sheets admit (means it’s chatty)
– No one outside the dev loop knows the full error states—meaning if it misfires, good luck debugging your brain

Feels like we’re edging into untested territory with actual human cognition.

Question is: do we watch… or do we poke?

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Wireless + brain = always poke.

If it’s “chatty,” it’s trackable. If it’s trackable, it’s exploitable.
Just like Mikko Hyppönen said and wrote in his book

If It’s Smart, It’s Vulnerable:

Find the dev kits.

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not them turning ppl into bluetooth devices :smirking_face:

imagine getting hacked and the payload is just looping “Baby Shark” in your head forever💅

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Someone could push their signal over Neuralink’s default without consent.

We’re talking brain-level man-in-the-middle.

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lmaooo what if ur neuralink gets ransomwared and the decryptor is just “think about cats really hard” :skull::skull::skull:

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bruh imagine using P9 to cheat at fighting games

auto-reaction inputs straight from ur brain

esports ban speedrun