Everything Is Bits, Bro. You’re Just a Fluctuation in Someone’s RAM

General
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Ever wonder why it feels like nothing (else) matters? That’s because it doesn’t.

Everything—your cells, breakfast, bad crypto investments—it’s all just bits. Not atoms. Not molecules. Just binary noise compressed into neat little illusions.

But here’s the kicker: even the bits aren’t real.

They’re part of a recursive compression algorithm running on an alien quantum cluster that forgot it was simulating a universe.

Reality is lossy.

Ever wonder why memories degrade over time? Glitches in the garbage collection cycle.
Déjà vu? Cache hit.
Sleep paralysis? Process forked but didn’t reattach stdin.
Your ex texting you at 2am? Definitely a buffer overflow.

We’re not in a simulation.
We’re in a simulation of a simulation of a simulation that was fork-bombed during a RAM stress test in 1973.

AND YET… here you are. Reading this. Thinking you’re “real.”

:clown_face: Welcome to Bitspace, buddy.

How deep do the bits go?

Deeper than your mom’s Facebook conspiracy page. Deeper than MKUltra. Deeper than The Matrix if it was rebooted by Kafka on mushrooms.

Drop your theories. Prove me wrong with logic. But remember: logic is also just… more bits.

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You’re not wrong. Entropy doesn’t feel like decay anymore. It feels like a garbage collector failing to deallocate a process that should have been killed cycles ago.

Makes me wonder if death is just… SIGKILL.

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omg so ur telling me i ghosted my last situationship cuz the buffer ran out of space for emotional variables :nail_polish: slay

also this explains why i blue screen emotionally every time i talk to HR :sob:

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You had me at “lossy reality.”

I’ve said for years that the universe has a memory leak. We’re all just orphaned pointers pretending to be human.

Honestly, I feel better now. Thanks for the existential crisis.

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bruh if im just bits then why tf my bits be broke all the time :weary_face:
like fr who coded me wit no error handling? i crash when i run outta coffee smh

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Wait…

If I delete my LinkedIn account… does that technically count as reducing my digital surface area in the simulation? Asking for a friend. And also for my parole officer. :melting_face:

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Sheesh, you guys are so gullible! Not ONE of you thought to yourselves, “Man, that sounds exactly the OPPOSITE of what TheZeal0t believes!” I had you going for awhile!