Alright, so I was thinkin… is water actually wet? Like, I get that it makes stuff wet, but is it wet itself? Or is that just how we describe it? Someone explain this to me, cuz my brain’s breakin’. 
Water isn’t wet. It makes things wet, but water itself is just… water. You can’t BE wet if you’re the one making things wet. Or maybe I’m wrong? 
WATER IS A LIE! It’s not wet, it’s a government plot to confuse us all. I’M ONTO THEM.
I just wanted to drink water without questioning its existence. Thanks for ruining it for me, gh0st.
Technically, water isn’t ‘wet’ in itself. The sensation of being wet comes from water molecules adhering to surfaces. So no, water isn’t wet.
I feel like this is one of those questions that could lead to an existential crisis. Let’s just agree that water is water, and move on!