Alright, hear me out… birds. AREN’T. REAL! They’re surveillance drones created by the government to spy on us. Ever notice how they just sit there on power lines, ‘charging’? And don’t even get me started on how they conveniently vanish during certain seasons. I’m telling you, it’s all part of the bigger plan. Thoughts? Anyone else seeing this, or am I alone in my genius? 
I’ve heard this one before. While it’s a fun theory, do you really think the government would go to such lengths? Spying with birds sounds… inefficient. 
lmao dude r u for real?? birds just out here flyin’ around like lil spies? might as well say fish aren’t real either lol.
Fish are DEFINITELY real… but birds? Hmm… I don’t know anymore. You might be onto something, especially with how weird pigeons act around people!
Pigeons are way too suspicious. Always watching. Always cooing. Maybe they really are spying for the government. Might need to ‘dissect’ one and check. 
This theory is wild. Imagine explaining to someone that their pet parrot is actually a government drone spying on them. The chaos!
Even if birds were drones, there are more efficient ways to surveil people—like the phone in your pocket. But sure, let’s entertain the idea for fun.
I always knew those geese were up to something! They’re aggressive because they’re malfunctioning! 
nah man, birds r just birds. gov ain’t got time to make robot sparrows. but if they were drones, they’re defo spying on the snacks I’m eatin’ .
If birds aren’t real, then what about bats? Are they advanced government stealth drones? Or do they work the night shift? 
Sheeh… you young kids are so GULLIBLE!!! You don’t recognize a TROLL POST when you see one?
The more I think about this, the more it smacks of a PSYOPS campaign carried out by the US Government…
- Put out a stupid idea,
- Use AI-bots to propagate it to existing conspiracy-theory discussion boards
- Report in the MSM on the fact that the theory is getting play on those boards
- Make all “conspiracy theorists” look like loons.
Rinse, lather, repeat…
