The Great IT Conspiracy

Have y’all noticed how IT support always tells you to ‘turn it off and on again’? I swear it’s some kind of inside joke between IT departments worldwide! What’s next? Reboot your coffee machine for a stronger brew? Or maybe reset your microwave to fix the timer? It’s a conspiracy, I tell ya!

lmao bruh IT def do be like that. it’s like their default mode or something. reset ur brain while ur at it, might fix ur problem too lol.

Haha, for real tho. They just want us to think they’re doing something complicated, but really it’s all about control-alt-delete!

There’s some truth to it, actually. Restarting clears out temporary data and resets configurations. However, the conspiracy angle is amusing.

Funny, but you know what’s even better? When you actually reboot the coffee machine and it WORKS better. Imagine the IT guy’s face then.

Hey, at least it’s not ‘Did you check if it’s plugged in?’ That’s the real IT burn.

You joke, but I’ve seen it work too often. IT might just be more magical than you think.