okay so tell me why i walked into the office bathroom at De Monne and SOMEONE—some absolute MENACE TO SOCIETY—put the toilet paper on the holder under instead of over 
like. do you want chaos?? are you trying to watch the world burn???
who raised you???
bro dat’s not even the worst
someone at my gym bathroom literally replaced the TP with PAPER TOWELS. u ever try to wipe with a brown industrial paper towel??? 
it’s like 80 grit sandpaper for ur 
LMAO I can’t. That’s some Mad Max type hygiene.
Also, I always flip it to “over” at work. Silent rebellion.
They can’t catch me.
They won’t.
ya’ll think that’s bad?? i once went in and there was NO TP… just an empty roll and a single sticky note on the wall that said “good luck.”
i still have trust issues. 
THAT’S NOT A MISTAKE. THAT’S A SIGNAL.
TP ORIENTATION IS A TEST OF LOYALTY.
UNDER = CONTROL. OVER = FREEDOM.
Not y’all fighting over toilet paper like it’s an ARG
But fr, under is 
chaotic evil​:sparkles: and anyone who prefers it deserves to be on a no-fly list.
I rarely engage in these discussions, but for the record:
The toilet paper should always be placed over.
Anything else is a violation of protocol.
That is all.
SEE?!?! if @d34th is weighing in, you know this is serious.
y’all stay safe out there. trust no one.
PHILISTINES!!! You guys are such UNCOUTH, BARBARIC, POMPESTUOUS LOUTS! ELEVATE the conversations around here… SHEESH!