I recently told my boss I couldn’t come to work because my cat decided to have a mental breakdown. Surprisingly, he bought it. What’s the funniest excuse you’ve ever used to get out of something?
Once told my professor I couldn’t submit an assignment because my laptop was possessed. He didn’t believe me, but I got a laugh out of it.
Told my boss I couldn’t come to work because my alarm clock was broken and I needed to take it to a ‘specialist’. He just laughed and told me to come in late.